Ah, yes. Metallica. I love my heavy metal, but these assholes still take the stale cake. Fucking idiots. And they probably don’t give sweet tweet about what went down at their show in Columbia. They got their mega-bux and an amp full of blow, all the while searching for someone else they can sue for trying to steal their songs off the Internet.
Well…
Keep The Faith*
Fahkin-A!! eh. hehe, and really cryptic, too!
I just finished copying my Black Label Society collection to the computer, converted the lot to mp3 format, and created a compilation album of some of the hardest hitting rock that I forgot I even owned. I s’pose that’s what comes from owning that piece of Microsoft moozika, the Zune. I simply haven’t pulled out my CD collection since I moved into this apartment. And that’ll be a year in a coupla weeks…
Well, hey, right now I got my neXXtech headphones on and Zack Wylde ‘n’ crew are blasting the ear drums and brain cells to oblivion. What? Enh??!! Fuck off, I can’t hear you none no how anyways, dude! Gotta say that even tho’ these chumps are ultimate addicts since 75% of the lyrics deal with booze, drinking, getting drunk, staying drunk, wanting to be drunk, and sometimes being hungover. Ah, but what the hey, eh. The music is pounding and very ‘eavy, but not too ‘umble. I sure don’t care if all they can think of is the bottle. As long as they rock on…. yeah, slammin’… hang on, gotta turn this up……………… oh oh oh oh yeah, fahkin-a, eh!!
Damn! Ya just gotta love that heavy metal sound. Here I sit, drinking my Earl Grey tea and taking time to slam my head round to screaming guitars and pounding drums…. “o-o-o-o-h-h-h my god” as this song just ended in!! (The Beginning…..At Last) Man, I simply love the energy that music from Gamma Ray, Slayer, Nevermore, Rob-fucking-Halford, even Bullet For My Valentine (gawd bless their cockney hearts) gives this old fuck. I mean, shit, at 51 years of age… ah, nuts to that. I like the music. It ain’t the age that matters none no how.
Well, ‘ceptin’ for those fuck-face Metallica dicks. Asswipes who aren’t making enuff $$$$ as it is. They gotta try to shut down file shares and suck even more $$$$ outa them and the public that buys their crap music. Hey, Lars, didja get my melted mass of Metallica media in the mail way back? Hope ya stuck it up your tight-skinned ass along with a half dozen of your sticks. fyi, y’all, don’t even mention Metallicaca in the same breath as heavy metal round this lad. He gets a wee bit wild at the thought.
I s’pose, too, I gotta lay some gratitudes down for the forebears of today’s metal. Black Sabbath (the Ozzy days), Led Zeppelin (pre Houses of…), Deep Purple, Uriah Heep, Alice Cooper, hell, even Ted Nugent from the mid 70′s… these and more still (and forever) keep my blood pulsing and boiling throughout my scrawny frame. Rock On!!
Keep The Faith*